SMS Joke Just In…

An Arab national interviewed at US Embassy…
CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ARAB: Abdul Aziz.
CONSUL: Sex?
ARAB: 3 times a day.
CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ARAB: Both male n female.Sometimes even with camel.
CONSUL: Holy cow!
ARAB: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?
ARAB: Horse style, dog style, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ARAB: Deer? No deer! They run very fast !

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2 thoughts on “SMS Joke Just In…”

  1. Dear JG,

    Haha..its old but still funny. How about this one I’ve received fe years back:

    Seorang YB telah melawat sebuah kampung di pedalaman. YB tu tergerak hati untuk menghadiahkan sebuah kereta untuk kemudahan orang kampung.

    YB pun bertanya pada Ketua Kampung .. “Pak Cik, mana satu kamu mau, Kancil atau Rusa?” Lalu Ketua Kampung pun menjawab “kami tidak memilih YB. Babi pun kami terima..hehehe..”

  2. Dear Pok Kam,

    I agree that the joke’s old but it still evergreen! Besides the sms was sent by an ‘orang lama’…

    ‘Babi pun kami terima…’ Nice one!

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