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A New Year’s Greeting

May you be as handsome as your mother thinks, as rich as your child believes, and may you have as many women as your wife suspects!
Kidding aside, I wish that you may have the courage of David, the meekness of Joseph, the faithfulness of Moses, the obedience of Abraham, the wisdom of Solomon, and the penis of Goliath! A prosperous 2009!!!

A New Year’s Greeting

May you be as handsome as your mother thinks, as rich as your child believes, and may you have as many women as your wife suspects!
Kidding aside, I wish that you may have the courage of David, the meekness of Joseph, the faithfulness of Moses, the obedience of Abraham, the wisdom of Solomon, and the penis of Goliath! A prosperous 2009!!!

Christmas Wisecracks

What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?

Snowballs.

Merry christmas !

Erecterius Trouserius

World's most dangerous snake:
ERECTERIUS TROUSERIUS (Trouser Snake)
Description-Varies from pink to black, fangless with highly venomous spit that can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months. Size varies from 3 to 9 inches depending on subspecies. Usually found in bedrooms but is known to appear in unusual places from time to time. Attacks women in the lower frontal abdomenal area but on occasions is known to attack men in the lower posterior area also.

SMS Joke Just In…

An Arab national interviewed at US Embassy…
CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ARAB: Abdul Aziz.
CONSUL: Sex?
ARAB: 3 times a day.
CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ARAB: Both male n female.Sometimes even with camel.
CONSUL: Holy cow!
ARAB: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?
ARAB: Horse style, dog style, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ARAB: Deer? No deer! They run very fast !

Sad and Silly SMS Jokes (2)

Next time u want to order roti canai kosong, just tell d mamak ‘roti najib satu’ …. he’ll know u mean roti takda telor! 

Sad and Silly SMS Jokes (1)

2008 Karaoke survey results:

Mahathir’s Favourite song – ‘My Way’
Pak Lah -‘Dream Dream Dream’
Najib – ‘Your Cheating Heart’
IGP – ‘I’ll Be Watching You’
Anwar-‘Winds of Change’
Saiful – ‘I Swear’
And the winner is…
Syed Hamid -‘What Kind of Fool Am I?’

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