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Basically just my take on life as I see it :)

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Loyar Buruk Monday Blues…

I was just thinking;

Everyone in Malaysia has more or less identified  former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad with his nickname “Tun M”.

So how about former Prime Minister Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi? Will he now be referred to as “Tun A”?

TunA hehehe

Or maybe just simply tuna?

hehehe

I hate mondays!

:p

George W. Bush: Inarticulate Or Just Plain Stupid?

George W. Bush's Legacy to The Free World

George W. Bush's Legacy to The Free World

In exactly 4 days, the world shall witness the departure of US President George W. Bush from the White House after 8 years of his rather interesting administration.

The world is so bewildered about how on earth this character managed to reach the top of his country’s highest position and the stupidity (or is that inarticulateness?) he displayed during the tenure of his Presidency.

I remembered that we used to joke and laugh about him especially when he said lines such as; ” We gonna smoke them out from their caves”,”Wanted : dead of alive” and “I’m get the man who tried to kill my daddy”. These were essentially what Dubya said at that time of post 911 from what I can remember. I haven’t conducted any proper searches in the net for the actual quotations and I won’t be bothered to do so because it no longer matters. Anyway, below is MSNBC’s report from some time ago which discusses whether he is inarticulate or just plain stupid. I shall leave you to be the judge of that…

In this next video, Dubya’s speech at the Radio & TV Correspondents Dinner. He literally makes fun of himself here…

And finally the shoe-throwing incident…

I’ll see you again on January 20th, the big day itself!

Even The 3 Stooges Have A Problem With W

Even The 3 Stooges Have A Problem With W

Ol Ai Wan Fo Krismas…

I know I’m a bit behind about the timing of this post but I couldn’t resist…

….And something for you dog lovers out there….

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A New Year’s Greeting

May you be as handsome as your mother thinks, as rich as your child believes, and may you have as many women as your wife suspects!
Kidding aside, I wish that you may have the courage of David, the meekness of Joseph, the faithfulness of Moses, the obedience of Abraham, the wisdom of Solomon, and the penis of Goliath! A prosperous 2009!!!

A New Year’s Greeting

May you be as handsome as your mother thinks, as rich as your child believes, and may you have as many women as your wife suspects!
Kidding aside, I wish that you may have the courage of David, the meekness of Joseph, the faithfulness of Moses, the obedience of Abraham, the wisdom of Solomon, and the penis of Goliath! A prosperous 2009!!!

Christmas Wisecracks

What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?

Snowballs.

Merry christmas !

Erecterius Trouserius

World's most dangerous snake:
ERECTERIUS TROUSERIUS (Trouser Snake)
Description-Varies from pink to black, fangless with highly venomous spit that can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months. Size varies from 3 to 9 inches depending on subspecies. Usually found in bedrooms but is known to appear in unusual places from time to time. Attacks women in the lower frontal abdomenal area but on occasions is known to attack men in the lower posterior area also.

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This is so wrong! :p

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